Last time on the journal entry...

Danny: 0_T What is this place?

Me: The Realm of Random. When in control of a skit, anything is possible here.

Danny: Are...are we stuck here?

Me: Pretty much. You know, until I get my "writing groove" back.

Danny: ...

Me: Danny? Are you okay? Danny?

Danny: ... *looks up dramatically* Nooooooooooooooooooooooo-

And now picking up where we left off.

Danny: -ooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Me: <.< Danny, it's been four months. How much longer are you going to hold that "no"?

Danny: -ooooooooo- *stares at me blankly* I'm almost done. *looks up dramatically* -ooooooooooooooooo-

Me: >.> I should have brought a magazine.

danny: -ooooooooooooooooooo...

Me: ...

Danny: ...

Me: ...

Danny: ...okay, I'm done.

Me: -_-; Thank God.

Danny: So, we're really stuck here?

Me: For the last time, YES.

Danny: ...I wonder if I have big enough lungs for another dramatic "no"...

Yugi: *walks in* We're out of chips.

Danny; 0_o Yugi, how'd you get here?

Yugi: Em forgot to put me in the last skit.

Me: I did not! I just didn't want too many YGO characters running around in the same skit.

Yugi: 0_T Because that's totally stopped you before...

Me: T_T Shut up!

Danny: You didn't even answer my question!

Me: Look, most of my readers are DP fans. I think my YGO stuff might be annoying them.

Danny: ...wait, are you guys ignoring me?

Yugi: Well, then they just need to deal with it. It's your skits. You're the one at the wheel.

Danny: T_T Don't ignore me!

Me: Still...

Yugi: Have faith in your readers, Em.

Danny: T_T Hey! Pay attention!

Me: I dunno. After this long period of nothing, I'll be surprised if I still have readers at all.

Danny: T____T ... *walks off screen*

Me: My laziness is becoming a bit too much. It's like I've lost all interest in-

Danny: *comes back, throws a squirrel at me*

Me: 0_o Aaah!!

Danny: >_< Don't ignore me, damn it!!

Me: T_T are you insane!? You threw a freaking squirrel at me!!

Squirrel: Hey, it wasn't a day at the beach for me either.

Danny: Come on, we need to get out of this place. It's weeeiiirrrrd...

Me: Where'd Yugi go?

Danny: Goddamn it, did he blink away too?

Yugi (v/o): Actually, I think I turned invisible.

Me: Oh, well, that makes sense.

Danny: Screw it. I'll find my way out by myself. *storms off*

Me: ... *to Yugi* We're seriously out of chips?

*with Danny*

Danny: *sigh* Maybe I shouldn't have left Em all alone back there... *stops, looks around* Where am I, anyway?

Bobo the Clown: *runs over in a panic* !!

Danny: Oh, hey, Bobo.

Bobo the Clown: *waves arms frantically, honks horn*

Danny: What is it? What's wrong? Little Timmy in the well?

Bobo the Clown: T_T ... *thwaps him*

Danny: >_< Ow! T_T What was that for?

Bobo the Clown: T_T *honks horn impatiently*

Danny: T_T Oh, forget it. I don't even care anymore. *storms off* Jerk-Clown...

Bobo the Clown: 0_0 *quickly follows, begins tugging at his arm*

Danny: Bobo, what is it? For once in your life, just talk! You're not a freaking mime!

*with me*

Me: 0_T I'll have you know his MOTHER was a mime! There! How do you feel now, huh? How do you feel now?

*with Danny*

Danny: What's wrong? Danger? Fire? Yaoi fan girls? What?

Bobo the Clown: *points*

Danny: *looks in the direction he's pointing* ... 0_o Oh, my God!!

*Danny goes into ghost form, picks up Bobo by the arms, and flies away; a giant monster bunny comes hopping after them*

Danny: T_T WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THERE WAS A MUTANT RABBIT AFTER US!?!?

Bobo the Clown: T_T ...

Danny: ... 9_9 Oh, get technical with me, why don't you?

Monster Bunny: *roars*

Danny: 0_0 Aaaaaaaaaah!!

Bobo the Clown: 0_0 *honks horn*

Danny: *spots a cave* Quick! Into that conveniently placed cave!

*Danny flies in with Bobo*

Danny: Okay. Stay in the back. We should be fine.

Monster Bunny: *begins clawing at the entrance*

Danny and Bobo: *clings to each other*

Danny: Our only hope is for something ridiculous to happen!

*suddenly, the bunny poofs into a small butterfly*

Danny: ...huh. Right on demand too.

Bobo the Clown: What just happened?

Danny: I dunno, but we were lucky this ti- 0_o Wait, did you just talk!?

Bobo the Clown: 0_T *shakes head, honks horn*

Danny: ... o_o; I need to get out of here...

Butterfly: Hey! Listen!

Danny: X_X Oh, dear, sweet, miscible God, no.

Butterfly: Tee-hee! Just kidding! ^_^ You have freed me from my monstrous prison.

Danny: Actually, I didn't do anything. You see, this is the Realm of-

Butterfly: T_T I said... >_< *deep, demonic man voice* YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM MY MANTRSOUS PRISON!!!!!!!

Danny: o_o; Okay! Okay! I freed you!

Butterfly: ^_^ I need you to escort me back home to my mother, the Queen of all Sweets!

Danny: Yeah...no, thank you.

Butterfly: T_T I said... >_< *deep, demonic man voice* I NEED YOU TO-

Danny: All right! I'll help you! Just stop with the scary voice, already!

Butterfly: ^_^ good! Now, off we go! *flutters away*

Danny: T_T *sigh* Come on, Bobo. *walks off*

Bobo: *follows*

*later...*

Butterfly: *singing* Almost there! Almost there!

Danny: T_T *eye twitching* You said that an hour ago...

Bobo the Clown: *honks horn* ?

Danny: Not now, Bobo.

Butterfly: *stops* Oh, no! The dreaded Whachamahoozit!

Danny: ...the what?

Butterfly: *gets behind him* The Whachamahoozit is blocking our path! Quick! Fight it off, brave Sir Gawain!

Danny: T_T Oh, don't even compare me to-

Butterfly: Eeeek! You stalled too long! The Whachamahoozit is gonna get us! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Danny: What the hell is a Whachamahoozit!?

*a blue duck with ant-like antennae, octopus tentacles instead of wings, and four legs walks over*

Duck: That would be me.

Danny: ...uh...should I even ask?

Whachamahoozit: Dude, we have to fight.

Danny: Um...okay. *fires ghost ray at him*

Whachamahoozit: *right tentacle flies off* Aaaaaaaaah!!! T_T You bastard!! I'll kill you!! I'll freaking kill you!!

Danny: o_o; I-I'm sorry...

Whachamahoozit: T_T "Sorry" don't do NOTHING! I am gonna due your ass so HARD!

Danny: Well, you told me to fight yo-

Whachamahoozit: I meant wrestle!!

Danny: 0_T All right, in my defense, you weren't specific enough.

Whachamahoozit: I am gonna sue you for everything you have!

Danny: Look, if you calm down, we can sort this out later- *points* 0_0 What the hell is that?

Whachamahoozit: *turns around* What? I don't see anything. *turns back around* What were you pointing at-

Danny: *is seen flying away with Bobo and the Butterfly from a distance*

Whachamahoozit: T_T Oh, yeah. Yeah. Real, nice, buddy.

*with them*

Butterfly: Sorry about that.

Danny: Whatever. Let's just find your mom.

Butterfly: *scans the ground* ^_^ There she is!

*they land next to a big, burly biker*

Butterfly: ^_^ Mommy!

Danny: ...

Biker: Oh, not you again. I thought I lost you at the train station!

Butterfly: ^_^ I followed my heart to get back to you, Mommy!

Biker: I'm not your damn mommy, kid.

Danny: Yeah, I don't think he's your mom.

Biker: "He"?

Danny: ...hah?

Biker: T_T Who said I was a man?

Danny: ...okay, I am definitely out of here. *walks off*

*suddenly, the surrounding area is black*

Danny: Huh? What? *looks around frantically* 0_o Where the hell am I!?

Me (v/o): Relax, Danny.

Danny: *looks up* Em?

Me (v/o): I found a shortcut out of the Realm of Random.

Danny: Really? What was it?

Me (v/o): Just quit skit writing. Works like a charm.

Danny: Wait...so...this is your last skit?

Me (v/o): Well, for now, yeah. I might do more in the future, but don't count on it. I've lost all interest.

Danny: What's gonna happen to me?

Me (v/o): Oh, you'll float there is suspended space for a while until you drift back into your home world.

Danny: Oh...so...hey, Em?

Me (v/o): What?

Danny: Since this really is the last skit... *hopeful smile* One last time?

Me (v/o): Uh...I dunno, I'd have to come down there with you, and I'm too lazy.

Danny: Please?

Me (v/o): ... *sigh* Okay. One last time.

*Suddenly I'm there, typing*

Sorry, to say that this truly might be may final skit. It's been fun, and further more glgjhbjbghgshbgreygyrehrfygr

Danny: Emily, wake up! *slaps me*

Me: Huh? Wha?

Danny: You fell asleep on the key board again.

Me: I did? Oh. Probably cause I'm so tired. *yawns* Okay, there. We repeated our very first joke. What more do you want before I say "goodbye"?

Danny: I noticed you still haven't updated "The dark Side".

Me: T_T *points* Don't you start with me, Skinny-Butt!

Studio Audience: *laughs/cheers*

Danny and I: *talks a bow*

Me: Thank you! Thank you!

Danny: We're here all year 'round! You're a beautiful audience!

Danny and I: Thank you, and goodnight!

Bobo the Clown: *pops up, honks horn*

~*~

Yep. This was my very last skit, folks. That means no more of my whining about not being able to update, or empty promises. It was fun while it lasted, but now's my time to retire. Thank you all for being supportive of these skits. In the immortal words of Porky Pig, that's all folks!

In unrelated news, I have a PhotoBucket account now. Go check it out.

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